How often do you clean your guns?

I don't need to clean my gun. My guns an ak-47. That gun can go through all kinds of nasty **** and still not break. This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I master my life. My rifle, without me, is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than any enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me.